PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

Anonymous asked: how do you stay so skinny? do you work out or eat particular things?

I ate four pieces of pizza, three pieces of cake, and a crapton of chinese food tonight, so nothing special.

I was just blessed with a fast metabolism. The downside? A family history of heart disease, and the knowledge that 95% of what I’ve shoveled down my gullet over the past 5 years has been total garbage.

I’m going to die.